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The Adventures of Maximus and Nefeli<\/h1>\n\n\n
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Say Hello To Maximus London’s cheekiest and bravest squirrel with a PhD in Chaos Management (no, we’re not making it up) and qualified as a fully ChaoSSSSssssoLogist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When he’s not leading his squirrel squad or racing foxes, he’s swiping cookies with expert fluff burglar skills and a cheeky wink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

One crisp autumn day, Maximus spots Nefeli, the girl with the best Chocolate Chip Cookies ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Before she can say…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“What’s up, squirrel…?” he’s parked on her bench, cookie in paw, and BAMMMMmmm… off on a PawSSSSsssome Adventure packed with laughs. tails. and squirrely fun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Get ready for daring escapes… cheeky jokes… and a friendship nuttier than a squirrel karaoke conga party in the park.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

FluFFFFttttastic fun and Tail Twitchingggg mischief awaits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maximus is proof that the smallest heroes have the biggest tails.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Warning:
Contains squirrels and ridiculous amounts of CheeKKKkkkk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The Adventures of Maximus and Nefeli Say Hello To Maximus London’s cheekiest and bravest squirrel with a PhD in Chaos Management (no, we’re not making it up) and qualified as a fully ChaoSSSSssssoLogist. When he’s not leading his squirrel squad or racing foxes, he’s swiping cookies with expert fluff burglar skills and a cheeky wink. … <\/p>\n

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